rxgaming's answer to bash. Just better.

18:48 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: anyone going out tomorrow night
18:48 - Malachi: yup
18:48 - Malachi: diwali
18:49 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: whats diwali
18:49 - Malachi: hindi festival of lights
18:49 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: agh right
18:49 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: i was gonna guess at some indian thing
18:49 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: u can borrow my dracula outfit if u like mal
18:50 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: i got the fake blood and everything
18:50 - Malachi: lmao

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17:08 - FonZo: i hate facebook because stupid people can unite and share their stupid ideas and get validated by other stupid people

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Remo: feagles r lame

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Friend: if mariah carey was in this room i'd shoot her in the fucking face >_<

Paul: AD SHOOT HER IN THE FACE ANY DAY *hurhurhur*

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mal doin it for rx yo

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Random FR: fonzo i fuck your mother son of bitch

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|SA| Snodmeister: POLZOR U R HACKIN LIKE FUCK!WATS THE POINT M8 MAKE U FEEL GOOD??????????????//

REMO656: uhuhuhuhuhuh, look iam moo i get hardons from taking screen shots of stuff remo says!, iam gona print it off and show my mum uhuhuhuhuh

lololololol

I wonder if mal has the one: WE HAVE DEMOS FROM FEB. 7th 1842 THERE GOIN TO STEAMBANS

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fiaSco #stoned : U GUCVKERS DFONT BÖOPCK ME

Hawk: You're a lieing kiniving and backstabbing bastard
Hawk: You're a dick nothing but a dick

FonZo captured this one,

*DEAD* Glove : i am the almight god Flove

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SuperBikette: AHAT IS A MORRON

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FonZo: classy people drink coffee, i dont expect you guys to understand
FonZo sips frappe
Malachi: okay sheffield boy
FonZo: okay black dude
Malachi:
FonZo: with jesus tattoo

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That was shit.

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The best one is Uzbek by miles

Sheer -bammage-

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Oh my days

Couldnt agree more nicky

23:29 - FunkySkunK³.: wot area is urs
23:29 - Keibler^: west flanders
23:29 - FunkySkunK³.: hes always in belguim
23:29 - FunkySkunK³.: not ned
23:29 - FunkySkunK³.: LOL
23:29 - FunkySkunK³.: sorry
23:30 - Keibler^: i am from belgium
23:30 - FunkySkunK³.: ned flanders
23:30 - FunkySkunK³.:
23:30 - Keibler^: rofl
23:30 - Keibler^: i am retarded

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11:29 - Malachi: you busy today?
11:30 - FunkySkunK: ment to be goin bank and payin bills etc and postin ue gaame
11:30 - FunkySkunK: but i cant b arsed gettin dressed and goin outside
11:30 - Malachi: fair enough
11:31 - Malachi: I have 4 cigs left, I'm gonna try and make them last today, but I know they won't
11:31 - FunkySkunK: i'll most prob go in a few hours, jus too cold :/
11:34 - Malachi: yeah I get you dawg
11:36 - Malachi: actually, I'm gonna go now
11:36 - Malachi: get it over and done with
11:36 - Malachi: so then I can spend the rest of the day in my tracky bottoms
11:36 - Malachi: brb shower
11:36 - FunkySkunK: grrr gonna do it now so its out the way
11:36 - FunkySkunK: LOL
11:36 - FunkySkunK: typed the same thing
11:36 - FunkySkunK: omg
11:36 - FunkySkunK: i wsa readin wot u said think i jus typed it
11:37 - FunkySkunK: shit man this splff and wots jus happened has made my head spin
11:56 - Malachi: hahaha
11:56 - Malachi: great minds, funky

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10 points if you guess who the other person is.

Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away says:
u mean a noob in game is that wot u called me
Malachi says:
A nub in general
Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away says:
i h8 u i really do
Malachi says:
Okay, I have to go
Malachi says:
Love you too x
Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away says:
gay ass

Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away is now Offline.
Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away is now Online.
Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away is now Offline.
Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away is now Online.

Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away says:
ur back then bum fluff

Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away is now Away.
Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away is now Offline.

Clan Construction In Progress Stand At Least 10 Feet Away says:
ur back then?

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I couldn't help putting this on...

#dgaming. Dark420: inc told me you been talking about me and if you do it again i will come down where you live a beat the living shit out of yuor face k
#dgaming. Dark420: i dont take shit off u
#dgaming. Dark420:
rx:malachi: Fuck off you cunt
rx:malachi: Running your mouth like you're some big man
#dgaming. Dark420: keep dreaming you can beat us
#dgaming. Dark420: watch me dude
#dgaming. Dark420: you wont have legs to walk on
#dgaming. Dark420:
rx:malachi: Ooh, idle threats
#dgaming. Dark420: dgaming will own you any day homo
#dgaming. Dark420:
rx:malachi: Go fuck your bumboy inc
#dgaming. Dark420: lol u just saw how i play that will happen to your team but more worse
rx:malachi: Go to school, learn how to construct a sentence, then come back to me.
#dgaming. Dark420: hahaha i cant read and write dick face
#dgaming. Dark420:
rx:malachi: Then maybe you should learn.
#dgaming. Dark420: its a illness
#dgaming. Dark420: omg you dumb ?
rx:malachi: Is it dyslexia?
#dgaming. Dark420: yes
rx:malachi: Or stupidity
#dgaming. Dark420: and if you think that is funny when people have cos it stops people working !
rx:malachi: Because I don't know how you manage to play CSS. Do you use WASD or the arrow keys?
#dgaming. Dark420: arrows
#dgaming. Dark420: why ?

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00:12 - FonZo: ive only got two rashers of bacon left
00:12 - FonZo: and i need at least 4 to make a sandwich
00:12 - FonZo: wtf do i do
00:13 - Malachi: put an egg in it
00:13 - FonZo: thats a given
00:14 - FonZo: i might cook them at home, then wrap them in tissue and sneak them into mcdonalds, order a saus + egg mcmuff and put them in it
00:14 - FonZo: best idea ever
00:18 - Malachi: dbl saus
00:18 - FonZo: mmmmmmm
00:18 - Malachi: ib4 that's what she said
00:18 - FonZo: haha
00:18 - FonZo: hahaha
00:18 - FonZo: she likes double sausage in her mcmuffin
00:18 - Malachi: hahaha

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ƒ&#7906;&#1202; &#1106;&#7862;&#327;&#288;&#931;&#315; &#1106;&#945;Ž&#1108; : soz diconetin internet

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19:23 - Miek: you is poop
19:24 - FonZo: your mum is
19:24 - Miek: sexy
19:24 - FonZo: to dogs
19:24 - Miek: and my penis especially
19:25 - FonZo: is small
19:25 - Miek: to whales
19:25 - FonZo: made of plastic
19:25 - Miek: versions of giant penises
19:26 - FonZo: in the kingdom of ants
19:27 - Miek: deepest desires of huge things
19:28 - FonZo: like your mum
19:28 - Miek: because she's hot
19:29 - FonZo: after walking up the stairs
19:29 - Miek: when the house is on fire
19:30 - FonZo: because she left the chip pan on
19:30 - Miek: the roof
19:30 - FonZo: of her mouth
19:30 - Miek: of her cave
19:31 - FonZo: troll twin sister

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FunkySkunK³.: 20:59 - FunkySkunK³.: will unreal tournament 3 run on your pc
20:59 - Keibler^: Cedric is off to work
FunkySkunK³.: LMAP
FunkySkunK³.: o
Malachi: :/
FonZo: lol
FonZo: is that his mom?
Malachi: is that his gf?

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Uzbek starts pasting pics of girls from Facebook...

15:03 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: check dis
15:04 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek:
15:04 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: put me right off.....she looked like a buffallo
15:05 - msk!: hahaha
15:05 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: lol
15:07 - Malachi: lol
15:12 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: i best get bk to work
The_Giant_Of_Uzbek disconnected.

2 hours later...

The_Giant_Of_Uzbek entered chat.
17:08 - Malachi: yo
17:08 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: yo yo
17:09 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: feelin a bit bad comparin that girl to a buffalo
17:09 - Malachi: hahahaha

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I HATE YOU FOREVER MSK AND WOOSYPAN. I HOPE YOU TWO ARE HAPPY NOW.

19:07 - Malachi: did any of you guys see how hot Kate looked in Lost last week?
19:07 - Malachi: I would bang that shit
19:07 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: she always looks hot tbh
19:07 - FonZo: yeah i jizzed in my pants when i first saw her
19:07 - msk!: omg mal
19:07 - Woosypan: snp was great!!!!!!!!!!
19:07 - Malachi: what msk?
19:08 - Woosypan: i loved it those were awesome days
19:08 - msk!: ihu talkin all this shit about other girls
19:08 - FonZo: and then i had a boner so hard that i had to get like 10 prostitutes to get rid of it
19:08 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: lol fonz
19:08 - FonZo: best £15.39 i ever spent
19:08 - Malachi: wtf msk, I don't talk "all this shit"
19:08 - Malachi: thats like one time
19:08 - msk!: w/e
19:08 - msk!: hate you
19:08 - FonZo: lets keep it civil plz guys
19:08 - Malachi: aww come on, don't be like that
19:08 - msk!: >_>
19:08 - FunkySkunK³.: i wouldnt have that shit msk
19:08 - Woosypan: ul mal the wife a bit cranky
19:08 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: lol yeah makes me a bit jealous too mal
19:09 - Malachi: funky shut up, this isn't the place
19:09 - Malachi: msk you know you're the only one for me
19:09 - FonZo: shes not even that fit tbh mal
19:09 - Malachi: wtf
19:09 - Malachi: she well is
19:09 - FunkySkunK³.: u cant talk like that infron
19:09 - FunkySkunK³.: of ur missus mal
19:10 - Malachi: yeah I know
19:10 - Malachi: I'm sorry msk
19:10 - Malachi: msk? please talk to me
19:10 - Malachi:
19:10 - FonZo: need to stop being so uptight tbh
19:10 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: dont do it msk...play hard to get ...
19:10 - FonZo: ONLY MALE
19:10 - FunkySkunK³.: msk u wanna dump mamchi
19:10 - msk!: its too late mal
19:10 - Malachi: what
19:10 - Woosypan: owned tbh
19:10 - msk!: ive..
19:10 - Malachi: too late for what?
19:10 - FonZo: its too late to apologiiiiiiize
19:10 - msk!: ive said too much
19:11 - Malachi: woosy wtf are you on about?
19:11 - Malachi: msk tell me? please I'm so sorry
19:11 - FonZo: msk you've got him 10 feet off the ground
19:11 - FonZo: he's hearing what you say
19:11 - FonZo: but he just can't make a sound
19:11 - FunkySkunK³.: lol fonz
19:11 - Woosypan: sry mal
19:11 - Woosypan: carry on
19:12 - Malachi: MSK TALK TO ME
19:12 - Malachi:

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still tryin'!

28 February 2009
17:00 - Woosypan: will u talk to me now?
17:01 - Woosypan: u know ill just keep trying please gimme another chance
17:01 - Woosypan:

Another good one from Woosy,

Will, Mench! says (21:15):
*ur sooooooooo not superiorly interlectual mal

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Malachi: I shaved all my hair off
FonZo: damn
Malachi: But then I left a small plait at the bottom, like a gypsy
Malachi: OR A PADAWAN
FonZo: like a padawan
FonZo: haha
Malachi:
FonZo: n1
Malachi: my gf was well pissed off when she saw it
Malachi: "amagaad dom, I'm not gonna be seen in public with you now"
Malachi: racist.. ¬_¬
MARTY MCFLY: lol
FonZo: shame you already on the dark side

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15:34 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: hey dont suppose u have the ip address for tyneside servers?
15:34 - FunkySkunK: 192.168.0.1
15:34 - Malachi: lol

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06:37 - FonZo: lmao
06:37 - FonZo: back
06:37 - FonZo: ROFL ITS 6AM LOL YOURE IN BED
06:37 - FonZo: thats my nigga
06:38 - FonZo: sliva
06:38 - FonZo: gives me a fucking hard on
06:38 - FonZo: hes a player of fonzo skilll level
06:38 - FonZo: and that is a rare thing]
06:38 - FonZo: that nigga fonzo
06:38 - FonZo: is just a fucking legend
06:38 - FonZo: fonzo man
06:38 - FonZo: what a name
06:38 - FonZo: hes been around since the dawn of time
06:39 - FonZo: chillling out maxing relaxing all coo.
06:39 - FonZo: i have to close one eye cuz im so drunk
06:39 - FonZo: WASTED
06:39 - FonZo: brody dalle needs me DICK

Look at the times before and after now - probably went to have a wank.

06:46 - FonZo: ahhaha
06:47 - FonZo: my
06:47 - FonZo: &
06:47 - FonZo: ***
FonZo is now Away.
FonZo is now Online.
FonZo is now Away.
FonZo is now Snooze.
FonZo is now Offline.
FonZo is now Snooze.

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What a dick.

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she does

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18:10 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: agh home delivery
18:10 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: i ask the take away firms if they deliver...then order a pizza with mushroom, pineapple and liver
18:11 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: and sometimes i ask if they do take away
18:11 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: then ask whats 1075 - square root of 99
18:11 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: - minus
18:12 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: i am a bit fucked up tho

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this guy was going absolutely crazy at me cause i killed him like 10 times on a public server, saying he's a LAN player and he knows when someone is cheating lmao

*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : lol intresting what u can find when u dig for dirt on sumone
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : now
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : then
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : paul
*DEAD* MISA MISA : lmao
*DEAD* MISA MISA : WOW
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : i kn
*DEAD* ANAL INTRUDER : oh my god
*DEAD* ANAL INTRUDER : you are the saddest person on the planet
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : i know what i need to now
*DEAD* MISA MISA : INTERNET DETECTIVE LADS
Like this server? Quad Cores avaliable to buy!
*DEAD* sneg_ : LOL
TERRORIST got 5 points for All Counter-Terrorists eliminated
*DEAD* MISA MISA : lmfao
*DEAD* Léon : lol
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : ur 18
MISA MISA : holy SHITE you are pathetic
sneg_ : ottey mate. i think u need help
codeR². Ott3y² : ur steam id is 5 years old
MISA MISA : WOW PAUL LOCK YOUR DOORS
ANAL INTRUDER : lmfao
MISA MISA : lmfao
codeR². Ott3y² : no
ANAL INTRUDER : AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MISA MISA : youre such a loser
codeR². Ott3y² : i get fucked of
MISA MISA : get a life
codeR². Ott3y² : with people on here that claim to be good
MISA MISA : rofl
codeR². Ott3y² : but are not
sneg_ : what is ur teammates name? frodz was it?
sneg_ : or is that ur alias?
ANAL INTRUDER : YOURE A RETARD
MISA MISA : 15-2 hes terrible
MISA MISA : i cant stop laughing
codeR². Ott3y² : I am a massive lan play and see all kind of people all the time
ANAL INTRUDER : lmao
MISA MISA : this is amazing
MISA MISA : lmfao
ANAL INTRUDER : mate
MISA MISA : HES GONNA ONE DEAG YOU @ LAN
ANAL INTRUDER : i was at i36
codeR². Ott3y² : ?
codeR². Ott3y² : when
ANAL INTRUDER : A LAN
codeR². Ott3y² : what team
MISA MISA : WHEN
ANAL INTRUDER : like 2 months ago
ANAL INTRUDER : attica
MISA MISA : WHEN I36 WAS ON YOU KNOB
ANAL INTRUDER : www.attica-gaming.com
ANAL INTRUDER : or .co.uk
MISA MISA : oh my god lmao
ANAL INTRUDER : my name is msk
ANAL INTRUDER : i play for attica
codeR². Ott3y² : MSK
codeR². Ott3y² : medium group?
ANAL INTRUDER : ?????
ANAL INTRUDER : the fuck you on about?
codeR². Ott3y² : What stage u make
codeR². Ott3y² : 2 LEAGUES
ANAL INTRUDER : ?
ANAL INTRUDER : ?????????????
codeR². Ott3y² : if u lost first
ANAL INTRUDER : WHAT
ANAL INTRUDER : ARE
ANAL INTRUDER : YOU
ANAL INTRUDER : TALKING
ANAL INTRUDER : ABOUT
ANAL INTRUDER : YOU
codeR². Ott3y² : you was put in to anouther group
ANAL INTRUDER : SPASTIc
Sandspider is joining the Terrorist force
(CONSOLE) swapped player Sandspider to team T
MISA MISA : this is SO GOOD
MISA MISA : SO GOOD
codeR². Ott3y² : coming from a 18 year old
MISA MISA : whowhwohowhohahahahah he's only 18!!!!!
sneg_ : Ottey u are a full time comedian?
MISA MISA : FUCK
Léon : you guys are loopy
codeR². Ott3y² : see what i did to the guy that hacked
codeR². Ott3y² : at i 36
codeR². Ott3y² : tapped him to a chair
MISA MISA : did you one deag him
ANAL INTRUDER : did you beat him up?
MISA MISA : OH NO
ANAL INTRUDER : wow im so scared
codeR². Ott3y² : no
MISA MISA : PAUL WATCH OUT FOR TAPE AT I37
codeR². Ott3y² : rofl
ANAL INTRUDER : i'll tell you my seat number
ANAL INTRUDER : and you can come have a go at me at i37
MISA MISA : evox will tree him
ANAL INTRUDER (5,531) got 10 points for killing codeR². Ott3y² (4,514)
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : lol ur just kids
*DEAD* MISA MISA : how old are you
*DEAD* MISA MISA : like 40
*DEAD* codeR². Ott3y² : ur like what happened to that idoit that got thrown out
TERRORIST got 5 points for Terrorists bombed the target
ATB - Checking Teams
*DEAD* ANAL INTRUDER : so youre actually gonna come fight me at lan cause i killed you on a public server?
Léon : that was painful to watch
codeR². Ott3y² : for pissing over his mates car
codeR². Ott3y² : and staring fuck all
MISA MISA : rofl
sneg_ : ottey
MISA MISA : so good
sneg_ : friendly piece of advice
sneg_ : people with this sort of attitude get locked up
ANAL INTRUDER : are you ACTUALLY going to come fight me at lan cause i killed you on a public server?
sneg_ : so chill out. have some orange juice
codeR². Ott3y² : No
codeR². Ott3y² : lol
codeR². Ott3y² : ur 18
ANAL INTRUDER : well then fuck off you retard
codeR². Ott3y² : i would get arrested for that
ANAL INTRUDER : im better than you at a video game now fuck off
(ADMIN) (BINGOBONGO) (8) B@ll [67]: Time to cool it ppl

nigga gonna tap you to a chair

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Another conversation with Woosypan...

Will says (11:12):
*mal i need to talk
*please
Mal'aki says (11:12):
*Yay...
*Go on
Will says (11:12):
*wat is the most annoying thing i do
*not to u
Will says (11:13):
*just the most annoying thing i do to all people
Mal'aki says (11:13):
*Send those stupid emails
Will says (11:13):
*oh lol
*i stopped doing them
*next
Mal'aki says (11:14):
*Pretend that you have girlfriends
Mal'aki says (11:15):
*You're like 10 years old, you shouldn't have girlfriends
Will says (11:15):
*im just trying to figure out y something just walked away with my heart
*im mostly over it
*so im trying to figure it out
*im 14

LOL EMO XD

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its called a donor card m8

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and no u dont get a free kebab

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The_Giant_Of_Uzbek entered chat.
15:32 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: yo mal n funky
15:34 - The_Giant_Of_Uzbek: i will be back in an hr or so , i gonna go in the garden for a bit, catch sum rays

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