Posted by Malachi in Clan News on Monday 06 July @ 18:05

At approximately 5pm on Monday 6th July 2009 the internet celebrity and computer gamer extraordinaire Malachi died. FonZo was first on the scene but was unable to revive his clanmate, as lack of internet access meant he could not Google "CPR".

It is thought the token black man of the clan died due to the lack of adrenaline needed, through gaming, to keep his heart going. Rumours were that Malachi had "not been himself" and had even ventured outside, the first time in weeks.

Over the past hour we have had public tributes flooding in from all over the world,

"He was best player" - FonZo
"Rest in peace Malachi, I hope my black brothers feel the same like me. Dre, Snoop, Pac, LL. He was the best, my respect. Yeah, c'mon." - msk
"Who will I go to about relationship problems?!" - Woosypan


Other notable clan mates FunkySkunK and DeSliva were not available to comment.